Yep, here’s another one, and there’s at least one more in the can, assuming I can even find the can these days. The bisected young lady was hawking Fama garments in Italy some time around 1963.

Track listing for 111122-2:

1. The Rolling Stones: Mother’s Little Helper
2. Stevie Wonder: For Once in My Life
3. The Lovin’ Spoonful: Daydream
4. Brenda Lee: Is It True
5. Frank Sinatra: That’s Life
6. Jan and Dean: New Girl in School
7. Diana Ross and the Supremes: Reflections
8. The Yardbirds: Happenings Ten Years Time Ago
9. The Impressions: You Must Believe Me
10. The Grass Roots: Let’s Live for Today
11. Simon and Garfunkel: Scarborough Fair/Canticle
12. Marvin Gaye: I Heard It Through the Grapevine
13. Hugh Masekela: Grazing in the Grass
14. The 4 Seasons: Let’s Hang On!
15. The Beatles: Please Please Me
16. The Trashmen: Surfin’ Bird
17. The Amboy Dukes: Journey to the Center of the Mind
18. Petula Clark: Downtown
19. Brenton Wood: The Oogum Boogum Song
20. Jon and Robin: Do It Again (A Little Bit Slower)
21. The Dave Clark Five: Over and Over
22. Aretha Franklin: I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You)
23. Bee Gees: I’ve Gotta Get a Message to You
24. The Beau Brummels: Just a Little
25. The Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought the Law
26. Bobby Vee: Come Back When You Grow Up
27. Sandy Posey: I Take It Back
28. The Rascals: A Ray of Hope
29. Glen Campbell: Wichita Lineman

Well, you can, but if you’re the machine that programs most commercial radio stations today — and if you are, how are you reading this? — you’ve probably already been told not to, because there are people out there who will complain given the slightest provocation, and some of these are pretty darn slight. In an effort to convey this sort of discomfort, I swiped a cigarette ad (DuMaurier, if you care) and painted the actual cancer stick out of the scene.

Track listing for 111121-2:

1. ZZ Top: Tush
2. The Contours: First I Look at the Purse
3. Randy Newman: Short People
4. Tammy Wynette: Stand By Your Man
5. Ray Stevens: Ahab the Arab
6. Rex Allen, Jr.: Don’t Go Near the Indians
7. April Wine: If You See Kay
8. Ginny Arnell: Dumb Head
9. Joe Tex: Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)
10. Arthur Godfrey: Slap ‘er Down Again, Paw
11. Ian Thomas: Painted Ladies
12. Lesley Gore: That’s the Way Boys Are
13. Brute Force: King of Fuh
14. Bobby Goldsboro: Me Japanese Boy I Love You
15. Joanie Sommers: Johnny Get Angry
16. The Rolling Stones: Brown Sugar
17. 1910 Fruitgum Company: Indian Giver
18. Jerry Reed: Another Puff
19. The Crystals: He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)
20. The Dominoes: Sixty-Minute Man
21. Alan O’Day: Skinny Girls
22. The O’Kaysions: Girl Watcher
23. Ray Charles: Let’s Go Get Stoned
24. Sandy Posey: Born a Woman
25. Jimmy Soul: If You Wanna Be Happy
26. Randy Newman: Rednecks